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Raza's Letter to Bill Gates

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetu Iringa, Feb 14, 2012.

  1. Kwetu Iringa

    Kwetu Iringa JF-Expert Member

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    Microsoft's Bill Gates had decided to invest substantially in Zanzibar Island after Bangalore & Hyderabad, but later decided not to invest in Zanzibar after receiving a letter from Mr Raza.

    To : Bill Gates, Microsoft
    From :Raza of Zanzibar Island
    Date : 1 January 2012
    Subject : Problems with my new computer

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

    We bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice..

    1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

    2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in the system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

    3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

    4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when will you provide that?

    5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer'- when you will provide the remaining items?

    6. It is surprising that Windows says 'My Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

    7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

    8. You provide 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?


    Regards,
    Raza

    Last one Mr. Bill Gates
    P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
     
  2. Mkuu wa chuo

    Mkuu wa chuo JF-Expert Member

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    duh!Ha ha ha haaa Kweli Raza ni kilaza.
     
  3. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    anamwanaasha kweli.
     
  4. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    So interesting! Raza akiona hii ataomba halmashauri kuu ya ccm iitishe kikao cha dharura kujadili hii thread!
     
  5. ngulinho

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    haya bana..........from last year!!!!!!
     
  6. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Hilo swali namba 6 kiboko, hata la nyongeza ameua..gates>>windows tehtehteh!
     
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    jembe la bush Member

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    raza apmwe akili
     
  8. Lucas

    Lucas JF-Expert Member

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    that might be "small raza" i mean Kiraza!
     
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    smartkid Member

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    du hyo kali ya 2012
     
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    Loh! c mchezo!
     
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