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Ramadhan KarEEm!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by July Fourth, Aug 1, 2012.

  1. July Fourth

    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    Baada ya joseph na Michael kutelekezwa katika jangwa la sahara kwa muda mrefu, walihisi bonge la njaa na kiu cha ukweli..
    Basi walitembea wee, wakatembea wee, wakeendelea kutembea wee, na wa,..tembea wee mpaka wakaufikia mto{oasis} ulokaribu na msikiti.. Fulani.
    Kabla ya kuufikia mazungumzo ya kawa hv'
    joseph: aisee michael, inatubidi tubadili majina, mimi niite "Muhamedi"
    michael: aisee mi nitabaki "michael" huyu huyu.. Kwanini niseme uongo?...
    Basi walivyofika wakaulizwa majina...
    Joseph akasema "Muhamedi"
    na michael akasema anaitwa " michael"
    na walikuwa na njaa pamoja na kiu hivyo wanaomba wasaidiwe...
    Yule ustaadhi akiwaambia wenzie..
    Ustaadhi: mleteeni chakula Michael nahisi Muhamedi "KAFUNGAA!"
    hepi ramadhani wakuu!
     
  2. Mwl Mkwaya

    Mwl Mkwaya Member

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    Duh!!!!! Unaona kifo mbele yako mwenzio akishusha kitu tumbon...
     
  3. princess enny

    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaahahhaha!!!teh bado kdogo ncheue kwa kcheko!!
     
  4. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Ramadhan kareem
     
  5. wahida

    wahida JF-Expert Member

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    Ramadhan kareem
     
  6. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja mkuu.
     
  7. July Fourth

    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa "joseph" alifikiri akibadili jina ndo watapewa msaada... Uongo haufai jameni
     
  8. G

    Getsemane Member

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    Dah! Hi kali mkuu....
     
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    Sheshejr JF-Expert Member

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    Hatari! Ama kwel uongo haufai kpnd hk!
     
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