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Rabbit that can eat Foxes

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Keeper's Finder, Sep 26, 2011.

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    Story : Scene: It's a fine, sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.
    Fox: "What are you working on?"
    Rabbit:"My thesis."
    Fox:"Hmm. What is it about?"
    Rabbit:"Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
    (incredulous pause)
    Fox:"That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!"
    Rabbit:"Come with me, and I'll show you!"
    They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing. Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.
    Wolf:" What's that you are writing?"
    Rabbit:" I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
    (loud guffaws)
    Wolf:" You don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"
    Rabbit:" No problem. Do you want to see why?"
    The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.
    Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing? "
    Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eats bears."
    Bear: "Well that's absurd!
    Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"
    SCENE: Inside the rabbit's burrow. In one corner, there is a pile of fox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the other side of the room a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth.

    [FONT=Arial,Arial]------------------------- THE END -------------------------

    [FONT=Arial,Arial]MORAL:

    [FONT=Arial,Arial]-- It doesn't matter what you choose for a thesis subject. -- It doesn't matter what you use for your data. -- What does matter is who you have for a thesis advisor.

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