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Quit Drinking

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Mar 2, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in
    the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he
    finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.

    The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the
    glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

    The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. one is in Dubai, the
    other in Canada and I'm here in London.

    When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the
    days when we drank together.

    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

    The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He
    order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.

    One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice
    and fall silent.

    When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I
    don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere
    condolences on your great loss. "

    The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no," he
    said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" .

    " The only thing is

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    I just quit drinking!!!
     
  2. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    That Dude is absolutely insane..
    Thanks for a laugh Kimbweka..
     
  3. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    khaaaa!
     
  4. IT Guru

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    hahahahaha
     
  5. N

    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Du! Kweli hii kiboko!!
     
  6. mashikolomageni

    mashikolomageni JF-Expert Member

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    Thank you Kimbweka you made my night,that guy is perfect
     
  7. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Haahahaa hatari tupu
     
  8. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Daaah basi vizuri
     
  9. roja24

    roja24 Senior Member

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    haswaa!
     
  10. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Kaacha ulevi wa pombe. Ila bhange bado.
     
  11. Geo Gambi

    Geo Gambi Member

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    hahaha...
     
  12. Typhoid

    Typhoid JF-Expert Member

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    My day is perfectly nourishingly!
     
  13. The wan

    The wan Member

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    you broke ma "mbavu"s , thanx
     
  14. Ambitious

    Ambitious JF-Expert Member

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    Hilarious...he..he...he..he..
     
  15. B

    Brainiac Senior Member

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    Dats funny, hahahaha!
     
  16. M

    MsafiriBM Member

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    Subtitle p'se.
     
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