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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ndallo, Jul 23, 2012.

  1. Ndallo

    Ndallo JF-Expert Member

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    Mr. Briggs accompanied his secretary back to her apartment and proceeded to give her a good shagging. He fell asleep and woke up at three in the morning. "My God!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill me!" Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran to the nearest pay phone and called his wife.

    "Honey!" he began, "Don't pay the ransom. I escaped!"
     
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    sijaelewa
     
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    Sijaelewa pia
     
  4. sijui nini

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    hata mimi..
     
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    kizungu shida!
     
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    Anamaanisha kuwa alisingizia kutekwa.
     
  7. Ndallo

    Ndallo JF-Expert Member

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    mchonga asante kwakutoa somo!
     
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    umeona enhe, iko clear kabisa.
     
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    Na wewe! kwanini usiiweke kwa kiswahili .....
     
  10. Kilahunja

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    Hahaha ame escape au ame elope? Kwikwi
     
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