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Quick Thinkers!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Icadon, Jul 22, 2008.

  1. Icadon

    Icadon JF-Expert Member

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    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Maria.
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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we

    didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!
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    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,

    but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your

    brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

    people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher

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  2. Tonga

    Tonga Senior Member

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    This is hilarious, you made my day,,, thanks
     
  3. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    Oh!!! My God let me go to hospital for POP on my ribs.
     
  4. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    jelly jelly good indeed ... i printed it out for my workmates ... thanks
     
  5. N

    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Hii imenifurahisha sana,,,,,


    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,

    but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Hii imenifurahisha sana,,,,,


    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,

    but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
     
  7. Mzee Mwanakijiji

    Mzee Mwanakijiji Platinum Member

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    Nimeipenda hii:

    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Maria.


    Imenikumbusha siku moja darasani, kulikuwa na jamaa ambaye alikuwa anapenda kweli kulala akiingia Mwl wa Kemia. Yaani jamaa alikuwa hacheleweshi mwenyewe anajibanza nyuma anauchapa. Siku moja, Mwl. akamshtukiza ajibu swali, sasa jamaa kaamka kasimama anajaribu kuangalia swali lilikuwa ni nini (hakulisikia) darasa zima linamuangalia. Mshikaji wake wa karibu akaamua kumsteup up na kumuambia jibu ni "Muhogo". Basi jamaa kwa macho makavu, sauti thabiti na kwa kujiamini akatamka kwa sauti "Muhogo!!".

    Hakuna siku ambayo tulicheka kama hiyo. Swali liliuliza formula ya chumvi ya ndani ni nini?
     
  8. Bill

    Bill JF-Expert Member

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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

    people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher


    This made my day, nimeipenda sana,
     
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