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questions you can never answer

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Aug 24, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

    Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

    What is the speed of darkness?

    Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

    If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

    Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    Did you ever stop and wonder......

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

    Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum.'

    Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Why do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Stop singing and read on.........

    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

    Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster
     
  2. The only

    The only JF-Expert Member

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    extra ordinary
     
  3. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    dah!:thinking:
     
  4. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo me nifanyeje juu ya huo mchanga wa makwiiz.! Siandiki chochote sasa
     
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    mbweta JF-Expert Member

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    Da poa sana
     
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    kifuniboy Senior Member

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    this is beautfull bro..,
     
  7. Cha Moto

    Cha Moto JF-Expert Member

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    very good
     
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    Proud Patriot JF-Expert Member

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    Quizzez are quizzical and so tests are testic__! Ooh darn it, where are those two letters again?
     
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    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Very cool stuff!!
     
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    Horseshoe Arch JF-Expert Member

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    Fun quiz...
     
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    Doc Member

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    Teh teh teh,4rm 2dy il b pointing at the 'bum' wen askn 4 a toilet!
     
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    Mlamoto JF-Expert Member

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    Who said so? All of you are wrong! There is nothing funny, only absurd thinking (thoughts). shame!
     
  13. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    ur brain starts turning off!!!!!
     
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