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  1. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
    A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.



    Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
    A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

    Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
    A: Because they are tired of using their own.

    Q: What's common between men and video?
    A: Both go backward... forward.... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.

    Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
    A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble

    Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
    A: A teabag.

    * 7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
    Beautiful,
    Responsible
    Energetic
    Adorable
    Sweet
    Truthful and
    Self-Organized.
    In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S

    Q: Who is a gynecologist?
    A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.

    Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
    A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

    Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
    A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like neighbour, then it is sociology.

    Q: What's the height of recycling?
    A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

    Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted.. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
    Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.

    * Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
    The boy's hand.......

    * Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
    Tarzan asked "Why"?
    The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"

    Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
    A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.

    Last but not least
    Secret of long life...
    Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legsĀ…
     
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