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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ZeMangi, Nov 6, 2011.

  1. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa m1 alikuwa anatembea na mke wa jirani,siku 1 mke wa jirani akamuita jamaa mida ya ucku ili wafanye matusi kwa sababu mumewe hakuwepo,wakati wanaendelea ku duu,jirani akarudi akawa anagonga mlango,yule mwanamke akafungua mlango wa nyuma akamwambia jamaa aondoke,
    jamaa alikukuruka na kukimbia UCHI hadi kwake alipofika akamgongea mkewe,mkewe akamuuliza "mme wangu vp mbona uko uchi alaf unahema kama ulikuwa unakimbizwa?"
    jamaa likajibu,"mke wangu nimevamiwa na majambazi njiani wakanivua nguo zote ndo maana niko uchi"
    mkewe akamwambia,"pole mme wangu wamekuvua nguo zote,ila kwa nini wamekuvisha kondom?
     
  2. the grate

    the grate JF-Expert Member

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    hapo ndipo pabaya
     
  3. Amoeba

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    Mke wangu hao majambazi walilkuwa majimamama, walitaka kunibaka pia!
     
  4. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    hapo chachaa!!, lazima varangati litokee maana huwezi pata utetezi wa ghafla.
     
  5. Sajunne

    Sajunne Member

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    Jamani ndio ndio inapaswa muuzingatie usemi usemao "mke wa mtu ni sum" huyu jamaa akiwa mkewe alishawahi kuwa mwanajeshi, lazima apate kipigo kitakatifu. But lazima tu ataongea ukweli.
     
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    hao ni makaka jambazi tu
     
  7. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    kwe kweh...kweh....kweh....kweh...
     
  8. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Au ni wale jamaa zake Cameron (wa***nge) walitaka haki yao ya kikatiba!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Woman replied: What the hell they want to do
     
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    Coolbaby Senior Member

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    hahahahahahaha! hiyo kali duh.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Umeona eeh
     
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    ah haaa haaaa haaaa
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaaah!!
     
  14. Pasco_jr_ngumi

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    .....tena mbona kondom ina shahawa?????
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo chacha
     
  16. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    mweh..! duuh...! haaa....! Kaazi kwel kwel...mh!
     
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    Niliivaa ili nisibaki uchi kabisa..
     
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    Wakakuvisha hadi kondom.
     
  19. ZeMangi

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    mbona sasa ina shahawa?
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    ....hiyo wanaita redi hendedi ushahihidi. Hukimbii kosa hapo.
     
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