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Purchasing vs Leasing...What is your option?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Masaki, Feb 4, 2010.

  1. Masaki

    Masaki JF-Expert Member

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    Purchasing

    The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

    After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
    Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.


    This is Heather.
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    Leasing

    On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,

    Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.

    This is Kristen.




    [​IMG]

    Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,he wouldhave paid $7.3 million in total,for sex everynight for 5 years:

    (a $41.7 million savings).

    Value-added benefits are:
    ?
    a 22 year old
    ?
    no begging
    ?
    no coaxing
    ?
    never a headache
    ?
    happily agrees to all requests
    ?
    no complaining
    ?
    no honey-do lists
    Best of all, she leaves , and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the costand no legal fees.

    Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

















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  2. Sajenti

    Sajenti JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! I would prefer leasing, apart from minimal cost, its free from stress, endless interogations, unnecessary bills....Eventually frastruation.
     
  3. Kaizer

    Kaizer JF-Expert Member

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    Mkulu Masaki bado una-lease? am just curious..
     
  4. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    Mhhhh! mimi nilivyoona hii "heading" nikadhani mnazungumzia mambo ya magari nikashangaa mbona imewekwa kwenye mapenzi!? Kumbe mnazungumzia hayo. Mhhh! ngoja miye niondoke zangu ingekuwa magari ningechangia lakini haya ya mahusiano mhhh! yana ugumu wake.
     
  5. Regia Mtema

    Regia Mtema R I P

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    Mmh!
     
  6. M

    Mdondoaji JF-Expert Member

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    Sijui umeconsider risks exposure

    Ukimwi Sijui utaquantify vp.

    Gharama za starehe zinategemea na mfuko wako

    Care Sijui utaiquantify vp kwani wanaolijua hili ni wale waliooa tu huwezi ukalijua hili kama hujaoa.

    Mwisho kabisa Tizama gharama zangu kama kijana rijali kabla sijaoa,

    Mademu - 100,000 mara 52 sawa na 5,200,000 kwa mwaka

    Pombe na Starehe zengine weekend - 100,000 mara 52 sawa 5,200,000 kwa mwaka

    Kuhonga - 100,000 mara 4 mara 52 sawa na 20,800,000 kwa mwaka

    Safari za hiari mafuta- 200,000 mara 2 mara 12 sawa na 4,800,000 kwa mwaka

    Kwa mwaka jumla ni kama 36,000,000 nimesave baada ya kuoa

    Sasa hivi nazitumia kujengea vibanda sasa apply law of one price kwa US then piga hesabu ipi bora kupurchase or leasing

    Ciao !!!!
     
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