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Purchasing or Leasing ?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by De Javu, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. De Javu

    De Javu JF-Expert Member

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    Learning the difference between the two concepts cannot be made easier!





    1. Purchasing

    The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
    After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

    Assuming he had sex every night during their 5-year relationship
    it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.


    2. Leasing

    On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,

    Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.

    Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,

    he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:
    (a $41.7 million saving).

    Value-added benefits are:
    * a 22-year old
    *
    no coaxing
    *
    never a headache
    *
    happily agrees to all requests
    *
    no complaining
    *
    no honey-do lists
    * has two legs

    Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked.

    All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

    Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
     
  2. N

    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh! Leasing is much much better
     
  3. Kamaka

    Kamaka JF-Expert Member

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    I like it,good economic thought.
     
  4. Da Womanizer

    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    Wachumi bwana..teh teh teh ila umesahau emotional cost.
     
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