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Punguza Stress za SIASA Soma hii

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Najijua, Sep 17, 2012.

  1. Najijua

    Najijua JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot]Utaipata kwa Laki[/FONT][FONT=&quot]... [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]John alimwalika rafiki yake Fred nyumbani kwake kwa ajili ya dinner na vinywaji. Baada ya maakuli na wakati vinywaji vinaendelea John, mkewe John (Lisa) na mgeni wao Fred walikuwa wanacheza karata. Kwa bahati mbaya karata ikaangukia chini ya meza, Fred alipoinama kuichukua akaona nyeti za Lisa ambae hakuwa amevaa chupi. Fred akahamanika kwa aibu, japo John hakukugundua.

    Baadae kidogo John alipokwenda jikoni kuchukua vinywaji, Lisa akamuuliza Fred: "Umekipenda ulichokiona?"
    Fred: "Ndiyo".
    Lisa: Utakipata kwa laki moja, ila iwe ijumaa mchana maana John huenda site visits kwa wateja wake kila ijumaa.

    Ijumaa ikafika, Fred akaja kwa John na laki na mchezo ukachezwa. John aliporudi jioni akamuuliza mkewe: "Fred alikuja?"

    Lisa akawaza:'Inawezekana alimuona akija au kaambiwa', akajibu: "Ndiyo, alipita hapa mara moja". John: "Safi, alikuachia laki moja?"[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]Lisa akawaza: 'Huyu atakuwa anajua'. Akamjibu mumewe kwa upole: "Ndiyo, kaileta".[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]John: "Fred ni mwaminifu sana, alikuja asubuhi ofisini akanikopa laki moja na akasema atapita nyumbani akuachie mchana".[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
     
  2. Safari_ni_Safari

    Safari_ni_Safari JF-Expert Member

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    Safi kabisa........Lisa kaloose
     
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    Pokola JF-Expert Member

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    Ya zamani sana
    :flypig:
     
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    idawa JF-Expert Member

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    duh aisee!!
     
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    Magesi JF-Expert Member

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    Ndio maana napenda jf
     
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    dah cheni bandia
     
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    Radhia Sweety JF-Expert Member

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    Haichekeshi
     
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    Haaaaaaaaa Mama John kaliwa Bureeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
     
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    EL MAGNIFICAL JF-Expert Member

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    toa umbuzi huu huku.
     
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    Mbona umeniongezea stress. Pesa yangu, fred alinikopa akuachie. ILI NINI au ya Kazi GANI???????????? Mbona hili swali bado kuulizwa au kujibiwa?????
     
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    MD25 JF-Expert Member

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    Imetulia... Hoyo Lisa anaweza akawa Wema.
     
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    MwanaCBE JF-Expert Member

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    Inakuhusu nini!!??? Mbona povu...
     
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    MD25 JF-Expert Member

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    Umeshaliwa kwa dizaini hiyo nini??
     
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    Weka mpya.
     
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    La Voz Member

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    Tena ndani ya jukwaa pevu la politika...ya zamani ila hachuji
     
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    Bruker, umenifurahisha sana leo yaani nimecheka kama fisi mwituni, hakika nimepunguza stress siasa kwa leo, thanks!
     
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    Cheza na mmachame wewe!
     
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    Duh jamaa katumika kama kusafirisha laki kwa malipo ya utam wa mke wa rafiki.
     
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    Inachekesha,ila ipo tayari humu,jamaa kafanya ku-copy na ku-paste.
     
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    Fred ni noma, lisa kaliwa bure!
     
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