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Public smoking is banned in kenya

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nyaralego, Oct 11, 2008.

  1. Nyaralego

    Nyaralego JF-Expert Member

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    Oct 11, 2008
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    PUBLIC SMOKING IS BANNED IN KENYA

    Mother tongue interference at its best.

    After public smoking was banned in most Kenyan towns, the
    town clerks were obviously assigned the duty of posting notices in to that
    effect.



    The Coast :
    Uvutaji wa sigara umpigwa marufuku kuanzia
    leo.Watakaopatikana wakikiuka
    amri hii wataadhibiwa kwa mujibu wa sheria za baraza. Nyote
    zingatieni.


    Kiambu Town: Kikuyuni
    Wakunyuanji wa thigara washuge thaana. Unyuanji wa thigara
    bere ya watu hata
    huko ije umefigwa malufuku na kaju kuanjia reo.Mutu
    makipathikana na
    mochi,ni bere tu.


    Machakos Town: Kwa Wakamba
    Wavulutai wa tsikala watsunge tsana. Tsasa kuvuluta tsikala ni maluvuku na
    kanzu ya Matsaaku itawatsukulia atua kuvwa
    tsaidi.Ukimbatikana na mbaki au
    muthokoto uyue ni mbita apo apo.


    Nairobi:
    Toka leo fegi zimededishwa area.Usituletee. Wacha ushoste.
    Usipatikane hata
    na lare ndani ya ndai,bure mkono zitatembea,manze.

    Kisumu: Wajaluo
    Atenson,plis!!! Mifuto sgara adharani sasa omepigwa
    marofuku.
    Okipaatwa,ibiro yie Kodiaga,whether huyo sgara
    omesatairiswa or msokoto!
    Apana furuta plis!!

    Wajir Town: Wasomali
    Habana iko buruta sigara bahali yoyote haba. Yeye
    lishapigwa marufuk na sisi
    tagaamata mutu bhahala yaghe kiburuta,hofyo hofyo.Gama
    nabatigana wowo yugo
    nagamatana na moshi,ndani yage mara mocha.



    Kericho: Kalenji
    Gutoga leo gugunywa na gufuruta sigara
    sisi nagshagataasa. Haguna! Charipu wee taona ile gitu
    litoa nyoga bangoni!

    Bungoma: Kwa Waluyha
    Mundu yoyote akikunywa kunaka au raba,mbele ya majo ya
    wanainji,achue
    adabepa musalapa wake hunyo hunyo.Si hocha uwe munjuni au
    paraparani,hakuna
    kwitukha kwisi hatarani.


    Other town clerks are still working on their respective
    notices.
     
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