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Psychiarist VS Bartender

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Novatus, Mar 8, 2011.

  1. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    Mar 8, 2011
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    VER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM...

    'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared..... I think I'm going crazy!'

    'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psychiatrist. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

    'How much do you charge?'

    'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

    'I'll sleep on it.....' I said.

    Six months later, the psychiatrist met me on the street.

    'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

    'Well, Twenty thousand shillings a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for Tshs 5,000. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pick-up!'

    'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

    'He told me to cut the legs off the bed - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'
     
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