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Private Secretary

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Feb 28, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Police was investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 9th-story office.
    Nancy, his voluptuous private secretary could offer no explanation for the action but said that her boss had been acting peculiarly ever since she started working for him, a month ago.
    "After my very first week on the job," Nancy said, "I received a raise. At the end of the second week he called me into his private office, gave me a lovely black nightie, five pairs of nylon stockings and said, 'These are for a beautiful efficient secretary.'
    "At the end of the third week he gave me a fabulous mink stole. Then, this afternoon, he called me into his private office again, presented me with this fabulous diamond bracelet and asked me if I could consider making love to him and what it would cost."
    "I told him that I would, and because he had been so nice to me, he could have it for just 500 bucks, although I was charging all the other guys in the office one thousand. That's when he jumped out the window."


     
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