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Prisoners V/s Employees

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Aug 3, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    IN PRISON
    you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .


    AT WORK
    you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..




    IN PRISON
    you get three meals a day (free).


    AT WORK
    you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .




    IN PRISON
    you get time off for good behavior.


    AT WORK
    you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.




    IN PRISON
    a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..


    AT WORK
    you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .




    IN PRISON
    you can watch TV and play games.


    AT WORK
    you get fired for watching TV and playing games.




    IN PRISON
    they allow your family and friends to visit.


    AT WORK
    you can not even speak to your family and friends.




    IN PRISON
    all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.


    AT WORK
    You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.




    Hmm ?

    Which Sounds Better?

    So what are you waiting for.........


    Kill your Boss
     
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