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Prisoners' v/s Employees

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by charminglady, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    Prisoners' v/s Employees...!!!!! ... Really good one




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    [TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 2"]IN PRISON
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    [TD="width: 22%, bgcolor: transparent"]AT WORK
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    [TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 2"]you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .
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    [TD="bgcolor: transparent"]you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..





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    [TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 2"]you get three meals a day (free).
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    [TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 2"]you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .
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    [TD="width: 23%, bgcolor: transparent"]IN PRISON
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    [TD="width: 44%, bgcolor: transparent"]AT WORK
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    [TD="bgcolor: transparent"]you get time off for good behavior.

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    [TD="bgcolor: transparent"]you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

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    [TD="width: 29%, bgcolor: transparent"]IN PRISON
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    [TD="width: 51%, bgcolor: transparent"]AT WORK
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    [TD="bgcolor: transparent"]a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..

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    [TD="bgcolor: transparent"]you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .
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    [TD="width: 31%, bgcolor: transparent"]IN PRISON
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    [TD="width: 44%, bgcolor: transparent"]AT WORK
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    [TD="bgcolor: transparent"]you can watch TV and play games.
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    [TD="bgcolor: transparent"]you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
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    [TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 4"]IN PRISON
    they
    allow your family and
    friends to visit.

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    [TD="width: 98%, bgcolor: transparent"]AT WORK
    you can not even speak to your family and friends.

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    [TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 5"]AT WORK
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    [TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 2"]all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

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    [TD="bgcolor: transparent, colspan: 5"]You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

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    Humm?

    Which Sounds Better?




    So what are you waiting for.........





    Kill your Boss
     
  2. Purple

    Purple JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi segerea hua wanacheza game na kuangalia TV kweli??
     
  3. mtotowamjini

    mtotowamjini JF-Expert Member

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    :happy: hizo ni jela za ulaya we bongo uangalie tv jela? watambe
     
  4. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    butimba kuna tv! lolest. . . .
     
  5. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Butimba si Chamber zote zina Tv.
    Ni zile Special tu,
    Bahati yangu mimi niliwekwa VIP,
    Ndo kuna Tv na Sofa's.
     
  6. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    haaa,kumbe uliwekwa kule nlipowekwaga mie?????kuzur et. . .
     
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