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Prince Charles Wedding Night

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Natty Bongoman, Oct 27, 2010.

  1. Natty Bongoman

    Natty Bongoman JF-Expert Member

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    Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on.
    That night after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired back to their room. Camilla flopped on the bed and said “Please remove my shoes darling. One’s feet are killing one”.
    Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour. . .. But it would not budge.
    “Harder”, yelled Camilla.
    “Harder?”, Charles yelled back, “I’m trying darling! But it’s just so bloody tight!”
    “Come on give it all you’ve got”, she cried. Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed, “There! Oh God, that feels so good.”
    In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, “See I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that!”
    Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when he cried out, “Oh god, darling this ones even tighter”.

    At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen, “That’s my boy, Once a Navy man, always a navy man!”
     
  2. St. Paka Mweusi

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    Duh,kwa hiyo mkuu hapo prince Philip alijua kijana wake kazibua njia zote mbili kwa usiku mmoja?
     
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    Du! hataaari yakhe!
     
  4. G

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    Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
     
  5. Natty Bongoman

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    hahaa... yaani pia anatamba kwa malkia ka vile mila ilishatendwa nao huko ndani ya but-t-in-ham palace
     
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    Aah!We jamaa upo juu!Kwo!Kwo!Kwooo!
     
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    teh teh teh teh
     
  8. Natty Bongoman

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    :smile-big: ... labda ni mila harusi zao
     
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