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Presence of Mindcherry

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mungi, Oct 8, 2012.

  1. Mungi

    Mungi JF Gold Member

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    A man in London walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage.

    The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage.
    The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.

    Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager,
    "Some old bastard wants to buy a half a head of cabbage."

    As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man was standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

    The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.

    Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?"

    "Australia, sir," the boy replied.

    "Why did you leave Australia?" the manager asked.

    The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there."

    "Is that right?" replied the manager," My wife is from AUSTRALIA !"

    "Really?" replied the boy, "Which team did she play for?"


     
  2. nipeukweli

    nipeukweli JF-Expert Member

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    ....given that the boy's brain is faster than google...the wife isn't to be trusted
    that manager asitegemee kuandikiwa essay na the boy, mtu mzima anapewa heading tu...imla anaandika mwenyewe ha ha haa
     
  3. The Boss

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    dah.....hii ni kali kwa kweli...
     
  4. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    hata sijaelewa sijui.

    Ila ha ha ha ha ha, najua ni kichekesho.
     
  5. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    hujaelewa kitu?
    huyu jamaa ni mtaalamu wa kuongopa aanapokamatwa
     
  6. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    endelea kunitafsiria basi na vingine.

     
  7. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    nikikutafsiria yoote haitakuwa that funny...
    we soma tena taratiibu
     
  8. Kongosho

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    sio unitafsirie hii
    nataka utunge tu yako halafu unitafsirie lol

     
  9. SnowBall

    SnowBall JF-Expert Member

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    Come dis way i'll ease it for you
    And not only that but everything you find difficult i'll make it soft for you!
     
  10. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    naona snowball unataka kuwa steelbar lol

     
  11. SnowBall

    SnowBall JF-Expert Member

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    Tatizo lako ndilo hilo..yaani umepewa offer unaleta tena zile!
    Mwenyewe umemuomba The Bosskakuchomolea mbavuni...
    Mie nikaona isiwe taabu ngoja nioccupy the chance..tena yashakuwa hayo
    Come bana..kwani nini??..au macho ya watu!
     
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  12. Kongosho

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    He he he he, mie kigori wa watu

    Unataka kunifundisha ya wakubwa:shock:

     
  13. nipeukweli

    nipeukweli JF-Expert Member

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    naam naaam
     
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