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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kyakya, Jul 13, 2009.

  1. Kyakya

    Kyakya JF-Expert Member

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    A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, calmly walked up to the
    Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to
    buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need

    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I
    can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law.
    I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad
    things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
    in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well..... now,
    that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription!!"
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    fkabete Member

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    Mbaaaavu zaniuma huku
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo prescription kiboko.
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    Grader JF-Expert Member

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    Najutaaaaa kuisoma