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Premarital Test

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by BAK, Sep 5, 2008.

  1. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me.

    That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law
    was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She
    would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of
    her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to
    check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered
    to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
    that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told
    me that she wanted to make ! love to me just once before I got married
    and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not
    say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she
    pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
    family!"

    The moral of this story is.......... Scroll down please




















    Always keep your condoms in your car.
     
  2. Kinyau

    Kinyau JF-Expert Member

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    OOOH BUBU u made my day,so he actually didnt pass the test! bravo
     
  3. RR

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    Thats really somethings for the day Bubu!
     
  4. NaimaOmari

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    dont knw how the guy felt when he saw the father in law ... guess all his system if not the network went down ... only the heart was functioning ... thanks B.A.K
     
  5. africa6666

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    If u dont have a car?
     
  6. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Kanunue kwenye duka la karibu! Muhimu usiwe nazo mfukoni.
     
  7. Mshiiri

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    May be this father-in-law came out in advance. You might have committed the thing if he was late. It was unfair test. And you passed unfairly. Anyway congrats!
     
  8. BAK

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    We urie tu, baba mkwe atakufumania live ukiwa katika harakati za kula nyeti za shemeji yako LOL! :)
     
  9. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    Unafreeze mwili mzima unaweza hata kupata kigugumizi cha ghafla :)
    Naima unaondoka kweli? maana hiyo signature yako inatuaga, Usiondoke tunaipenda michango yako.
     
  10. BadoNipo

    BadoNipo Senior Member

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    " dont worry bubu, naimaomari says she will not take away her beating heart and it will always remain with you ...''
     
  11. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    B.A.K kweli nilikuwa naondoka ila friends like Badonipo and you insisted i stay so i choose to stay.... we will touch base as usual ... big hug buddy ..

    Guess signature yangu imekufreeze ... duh pole mpendwa
     
  12. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    Badonipo , thanks for this message to bubu you are indeed a good friend and and i would have indeed left bubu that heart at whatever cost

    Here am again .. i have come to re-possess it in person and i hope you will welcome me back with open arms ... and i would like to apologise for bringing sadness to your heart ... i promise with time i will wipe away all the pain i caused all of you who love and truly care for me

    Mhhh guess i have to buy 10000 sweets and distribute to all!!!! cheers guys
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha! they way you put it its like you can get a car at the nearest store,THAT was funny.
     
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