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Pre-post marriage relationships

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Aug 2, 2010.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    have you come across this thinking?
    Before Marriage / After Marriage
    Before Marriage - - -
    He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
    She: Do you want me to leave?
    He: NO! Don't even think about it.
    She: Do you love me?
    He: Of course! Over and over!
    She: Have you ever cheated on me?
    He: NO! Why are you even asking?
    She: Will you kiss me?
    He: Every chance I get!
    She: Will you hit me?
    He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
    She: Can I trust you?
    He: Yes.
    She: Darling!
    After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top


    Source: circulating joke but pure fact.
     
  2. k

    kiuno Member

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    hii kali
     
  3. WomanOfSubstance

    WomanOfSubstance JF-Expert Member

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    hahahah..thanks for making me laugh so hard!
     
  4. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Ni hali halisi; Shetani katawala ndoa nyingi za sasa!
     
  5. Mkeshahoi

    Mkeshahoi JF-Expert Member

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    good old joke!!
     
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