Jose walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Jose's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep in the same bed. Every night my father asks, 'Jose are you sleeping? Then I say 'no' and then he hits me & gives me a black eye." So the teacher says to him, "when your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer". The following morning Jose comes to school and his eye is fine, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief. But the day after that Jose comes back with a black eye again. "My goodness Jose, why the black eye again?" He tells her: "Mam, Dad asked me again... 'Jose are you sleeping?... and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my father and my mother started doing... 'IT' on the bed. Then my father asks my mother: 'Are you coming?' then my mom says, 'Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?' and my dad answered . 'Yes'. Not wanting to get left behind, I also answered and said 'wait for me, I'm also coming, let me just put on my shoes!' THAT'S WHEN I WAS HAMMERED!!!"