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Poor boy

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jun 24, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Jose walked into class every morning with a black eye.

    After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.

    Jose's answer was: "Our house is very small miss.

    Me, my mother and my father, we sleep in the same bed.


    Every night my father asks, 'Jose are you sleeping?

    Then I say 'no' and then he hits me & gives me a black eye."



    So the teacher says to him, "when your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer".

    The following morning Jose comes to school and his eye is fine, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief.

    But the day after that Jose comes back with a black eye again.

    "My goodness Jose, why the black eye again?"

    He tells her: "Mam, Dad asked me again... 'Jose are you sleeping?...
    and I
    shut up and kept dead still.

    Then my father and my mother started doing... 'IT' on the bed.

    Then my father asks my mother: 'Are you coming?' then my mom says,

    'Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?' and my dad answered . 'Yes'.


    Not wanting to get left behind, I also answered and said 'wait for me,

    I'm also coming, let me just put on my shoes!'


    THAT'S WHEN I WAS HAMMERED!!!"
     
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    Fernandes Rodri JF-Expert Member

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    asante
     
  3. chloe.obrain

    chloe.obrain JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha!! interesting, u made my day Kimbweka.
     
  4. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Huh huh!! hahahahahaha :smiling::biggrin1::dance: duh hatari tupu!
     
  5. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha, umaskini mmbaya sana
     
  6. Lukolo

    Lukolo JF-Expert Member

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    Asante mkuu, nimecheka sana leo.
    Nafikiri we are learning something from this. Hata kama chumba kidogo japo tenganisha kwa pazia kati ya kitanda chako na mkeka anaolalia mtoto.
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Si mchezo! nimecheka sana. Wanamtesa dogo bure
     
  8. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    hao wazazi wabaya sana
     
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