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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by sugi, Mar 29, 2011.

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    A man walks into the front door of a bar.
    He is obviously drunk and staggers up to
    the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with
    a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
    The bartender politely informs the man
    that it appears he has already had plenty to drink and that he could not be served
    additional liquor. The bartender offers to
    call a cab for him. The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly
    scoffs, grumbles, climbs down from the
    bar stool, and staggers out the front door.
    A few minutes later, the same drunk
    stumbles in the side door of the bar. He
    wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and -
    still politely if not more firmly - refuses
    service to the man and again offers to
    call a cab. The drunk looks at the
    bartender for a moment angrily, curses,
    and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his
    head. A few minutes later, the same drunk
    bursts in through the back door of the
    bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool,
    gathers his wits and belligerently orders
    a drink. The bartender comes over and
    emphatically reminds the man that he is drunk and will be served no drinks. He
    then tells him that he can either call a cab
    or the police immediately. The surprised drunk looks at the
    bartender and in hopeless anguish cries,
    "Man! How many bars do you work at?"
     
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