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Pombe jokes!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by BIN BOR, Jan 6, 2011.

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    BIN BOR JF-Expert Member

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    A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.

    After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the curious bartender asks him, "Every time you order a beer, you look in your shirt pocket, why?"

    The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she starts to look good, I'll go home.
     
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    A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.

    "Carmen," she replied.

    That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"

    "No, I named myself", she answered.

    "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

    "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.

    "Beersex."
     
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    Hah ha ha!Thanks you made my day for a little laugh.
     
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  5. Kashaijabutege

    Kashaijabutege JF-Expert Member

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    Mlevi anaomba ATM imuazime 500,000 atairudishia wiki ijayo. Aling'ang'ana:

    "Aisee bwashee niazime laki tano nitakurudishia wiki ijayo. Ukumbuke na mimi huwa namkopesha baba (akimaanisha benki) yako".
     
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