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Pombe balaa.............

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by BIN BOR, Jan 14, 2011.

  1. BIN BOR

    BIN BOR JF-Expert Member

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    Polisi walikuwa wanaranda kutafuta baa ambazo hazijafungwa saa sita usiku. Mara wakaiona baa moja ina wateja. Walipoingia pale, walevi karibu wote wakakimbia isipokuwa mmoja aliyelewa sana akaanguka chini kutoka kwenye stuli ndefu. Akawa kama kapoteza fahamu hivi. Polisi mmoja akamwagia maji na kumpepea yule mlevi akazinduka. Maongezi yakawa hivi......
    Mlevi : Nini kinaendelea hapa?
    Polisi : Ulianguka, ukapoteza fahamu. Sasa umezinduka amka twende kituoni.
    Mlevi : Uliniona wakati naanguka?
    Polisi : Ndio
    Mlevi : Unanifahamu mimi?
    Polisi : Hata! Sikufahamu.
    Mlevi : Sasa afande, kama hunifahamu ulijuaje kuwa ni mimi ndiye niliyeanguka?
     
  2. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    pointi
     
  3. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Dah! Hapo kinachofuata ni 'afande marwa hebu rifundishe hiri lirevi adabu!'
     
  4. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha!
    Huyo amezinduka huku pombe hazijaisha.
     
  5. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Wakishafika kituoni utawasikia 'Afande Marwa, hebu rimbambike kesi ya mauaji tupate angarau kauraji'
     
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