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Pombe a.k.a Masanga

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Dfour, Jul 22, 2010.

  1. Dfour

    Dfour Member

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    Wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door."Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you are in bed with me." Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?"
    "Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there."
    The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two ...three, four.
    Damn, you're right."
     
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    Lubaluka JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaaa haaaa !!! kazi ipo hapo....
     
  3. PhD

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    pombe mbaya jamani ukiimis use pata heinken baridi kwa raha mustarehe
     
  4. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Pombe ni mapepo
     
  5. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Pombe safi sana unaweza jiona unajua kila kitu kwa sababu ya pombeeeeeee
     
  6. Isaac

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    My Mind on my money,My money on my beer!:A S-danger:
     
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    Bawa mwamba JF-Expert Member

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    kabisa mzee kuna tofauti kubwa sana kati ya pombe na bia ila watu hilo hawalijui.
     
  8. babukijana

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    he he heee yaani nimecheka mpaka basi duh.
     
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    hahahaha duh hii chiboko umenitoa machozi kwa kucheka hahahaha:smile::smile::smile:
     
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    Nimegundua mjadala huu raha yake ijumaa.
     
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