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Polite way to Pee

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Masaki, Feb 4, 2010.

  1. Masaki

    Masaki JF-Expert Member

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    POLITE WAY TO PEE
    During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
    manners, asked her students the following question:

    'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
    lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

    Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

    The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.

    What about you Peter, how would you say it?'

    Peter said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom
    I'll be right back.'

    'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
    bathroom at the dinner table.

    And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us
    your good manners?'

    I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
    shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get
    to meet after dinner.'

    The teacher fainted.
     
  2. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    ah ah ah ah I ad a very start bad day,at least nimecheka
     
  3. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Dogo full maakili, halafu hiyo conclusion ndio nimependa zaidi.
    Rafiki yangu mpendwa ambaye utaenda kukutana nae baada ya mlo...
    haha hahahaa hahaaa imekaa poa sana.
     
  4. N

    Nanu JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda hiyo sentensi ya mwisho. It is really nice.
     
  5. Pape

    Pape JF-Expert Member

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    I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
    shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get
    to meet after dinner.'

    **** safi hiyo!
     
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