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Polite Way To Pee

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bubu Msemaovyo, May 21, 2008.

  1. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
    asked her students the following question:

    "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
    how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

    "I would say I have to go pee."

    The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What
    about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I
    really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right

    "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
    at the dinner table.

    And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your
    good manners?"

    I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
    shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet
    after dinner."

    The teacher fainted
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    Ibrahim Dahir Verified User

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    lets hav dinner ha ha
  3. Titus

    Titus Member

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    Ahaaaaaaaaa, i love it
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    okon JF-Expert Member

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    Little johnny's mind is always skewed to the wrong side, is he right handed or something?
  5. Kuntakinte

    Kuntakinte JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha hii imetulia mkubwa
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Bubu having seen yo photo i would love to go through that dinner meet my best friend routine and please get rid of that parrot you never know it may know me ha ha ha! Very good joke
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    Limbani JF-Expert Member

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    thats good
  8. Wakunyuti

    Wakunyuti JF-Expert Member

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    Hehehehe...!! Little John kweli soo