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polisi na mwizi makaburini

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Washawasha, Feb 23, 2011.

  1. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    Polisi alikuwa anamkimbiza mwizi makaburini,mwizi alipochoka akaamua kuvua nguo na kukaa juu ya kaburi,polisi alipofika akamkuta mwizi uchi juu ya kaburi ikabidi amuulize.
    Polisi:samahani hujamuona mwizi hapa?
    Mwizi:mie cjui maana nimezikwa jana,labda uliza kaburi lile pale lina mwezi sasa atakua anamjua
     
  2. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaaah! Hapo polisi huenda alizimia.
     
  3. Abbasy

    Abbasy Senior Member

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    Lazima alizimia huyo polisi
     
  4. N

    Nothing4good Senior Member

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    Nadhani aliuliza hakujibiwa! akajua kaburi limechukia akakimbia lisije likampiga
     
  5. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaa, hapo patamu
     
  6. Mr.Professional

    Mr.Professional JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo ni kutoka nduki na break ya kwanza ni kwa mkuu wake wa kituo na kumwambia ameamua kuacha kazi
     
  7. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    duu!
     
  8. J

    JACKSON MAGOIGA Member

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    hapo ni kuzimia tu!:A S 13:
     
  9. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    .....au kufa kabisa.
     
  10. Obe

    Obe JF-Expert Member

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    Mpaka kufikia hatua ya kumuuliza aliye uchi, huyu ni mjeda wa kwel
     
  11. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    Ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu Ulikua unaagalia uwembo wa makel jakson
    HONGERA KWA UBUNIFU
     
  13. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    ...Alishapata taharifa za kiintelijensia.
     
  14. Gaga

    Gaga JF-Expert Member

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    Duh ningekimbia halafu nahisi yule mwizi angetishia kama ananikimbiza kidogo tu ingekuwa balaa zaidi
     
  15. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    Asante sana
     
  16. mafiakisiwani

    mafiakisiwani JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo polisi lazima avaibareti kidogo
     
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