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Polisi bhana nao wanasoma barua za wafungwa!!!!..

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Numerator, Oct 6, 2012.

  1. Numerator

    Numerator JF-Expert Member

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    Mzee mmoja alimtumia mjukuu
    wake aliyefungwa gerezani barua:-
    Mjukuu wangu mpendwa nina
    huzuni sana mwaka huu sitoweza
    kulima viazi kwenye shamba kwa
    sababu wewe uko gerezani na sina
    uwezo wa kulima shamba lote peke
    yangu.
    Mjukuu alipopata barua akajibu:-
    Babu usijaribu hata kidogo kulima
    hilo shamba...zile pesa zote nilizoiba
    nilizificha kwenye hilo shamba.
    Mapolisi wa gereza walipoona ile
    barua kesho yake wakaenda kwenye
    shamba la mzee wakalilima lote
    wakitafuta pesa.
    Baada ya wiki mjukuu akamuandikia
    babu yake barua nyingine:-
    Unaweza kupanda viazi vyako sasa
    babu...waona bado naeza kukusaidia
    hata nikiwa huku ndani!!
     
  2. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaaaaaaaaaaa imekaaaa kiiintelijensia kama ya Kovu dhidi ya CDM
     
  3. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Duh jamaaaa bonge la genious

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  4. Architect E.M

    Architect E.M JF-Expert Member

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    kama michael scofild na sara tancredi vile
     
  5. Numerator

    Numerator JF-Expert Member

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    dah! umenkumbusha mbal mku ile movie ya prison break yaan michael kamtumia barua mpenz wake sara teh teh teh teh teh!! wale mapolisi balaa walitaka kujua siri za wawili hawa ila hawakufankiwa kuipata.
     
  6. THE STRONG

    THE STRONG Senior Member

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    kaka umetisha
     
  7. AKILImuchknow

    AKILImuchknow JF-Expert Member

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    MwamBie doGo nimEmkuBali sana ila tUnaTaka teNa aWapeleKe wakaPaliliE.
     
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    pretty n JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh u've made my day
     
  9. Autorun

    Autorun JF-Expert Member

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    Utamu sana ange mpa nashamba lingne alime
     
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    MTENDAHAKI JF-Expert Member

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    umetisha mkuu
     
  11. charminglady

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    duh dogo ni noumer!
     
  12. kamtu33

    kamtu33 JF-Expert Member

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    Niligombana na wife baada ya kwenda fiesta peke yangu tukawa tumechuniana ila baada ya kuingia hapa nimecheka mpaka ameniuliza unacheka nn?.. hongera mkuu umenirudishia amani ndani kwangu.
     
  13. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    unajua angesemaje? angeandika barua ingine na kusema amekosea shamba. Halafu akataja shamba jingine
     
  14. Aggrey86

    Aggrey86 JF-Expert Member

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    Dah! Hi nimeipenda hi kali kweli!
     
  15. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Dah!
    You have made my day mkuu.
     
  16. R

    Rahim usanga Member

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    Nice try
     
  17. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Hii kali!...
     
  18. F

    Fimbo ya Musa Member

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    Nimetabasam
     
  19. olele

    olele JF-Expert Member

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    That gd, nzuri
     
  20. Manyanza

    Manyanza JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaa nilikua desperate lakini nimefurahi saana...
     
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