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polish divorce

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ngambo Ngali, May 20, 2010.

  1. Ngambo Ngali

    Ngambo Ngali JF-Expert Member

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    A polish man moved to the USA and married an American Girl.

    Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

    Have you any grounds?
    Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
    It made of concrete.

    I don't think you understand.

    Does either of you have a real grudge?
    No, we have carport, and not need one.

    I mean what are your relations like?
    All my relations still in Poland.

    Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
    We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

    Does your wife beat you up?
    No, I always up before her.

    Is your wife a nagger?
    No, she white.

    Why do you want this divorce?
    She going to kill me.

    What makes you think that?
    I got proof.

    What kind of proof?

    She going to poison me.
    She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

    I can read, and it say:


    ~Polish Remover~
     
  2. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahahahaaaah jamaa kaogopa Polish Remover, interesting!
     
  3. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Makubwa!...Hata hapa JF inatokea, mtu hajakuelewa unasema nini, tayari keshakuchukulia maamuzi ya hisia zake!
     
  4. Ngambo Ngali

    Ngambo Ngali JF-Expert Member

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    lugha gongana kabisa
     
  5. Ngambo Ngali

    Ngambo Ngali JF-Expert Member

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    Pj hakuna kitu muhimu kama kuongea kwenye wavelenght moja vinginevyo mambo yanaharibika kama hapa kwetu bongo
     
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