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Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by daughter, May 29, 2010.

  1. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    WIFE:
    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
    Then I wrote your name in my heart and I got heart attack

    Husband:
    God saw me hungry, he created pizza
    He saw me thirsty he created Pepsi
    He saw me in darkness he created light
    He saw me without problems he created you

    Wife:
    Twinkle twinkle little star
    Hope you know what you are
    And if you know what you are
    Mental hospital is not too far

    Husband:
    The rain makes all thins beautiful
    The grass and flowers too
    If rain makes all things beautiful
    Why doesn't it rain on you?

    Wife:
    Roses are red violets are blue
    Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo
    Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
    Not in a cage but laughing at you...
     
  2. doup

    doup JF-Expert Member

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    wonderful !!!!
     
  3. Noname

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    How romantic

    nimeipenda
     
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    Ha ha ha..
     
  5. Swahilian

    Swahilian JF-Expert Member

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    Yeah ni nzuri sana hasa ktk ule mstari unosema she or... In a cage... Then you wont be alone ... Yaani tutakuwa pamoja but laughing at u... Kweli hii poem ina maana zaidi ya hiyo inayoelea na kuonekana na yeyote, think about CAGE.... Monkey.... Pepsi etc... So embarrasing and it is on sided... All in all its a poem hence it gotta licence... GOOD..
     
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