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Pm za watu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    PM/emails/inbox za girls/ladies

    1.I love u dear (kutoka Vicent)
    2.Nakuja kukuchukua kesho asubuhi(from Joseph)
    3.Huwa najihisi vibaya nikikuona na mwanaume mwingine(from Alex)
    4.Jamani mammy usisahau kuja kwenye birthday yangu (from Anita)
    5.Nitafanya kila kitu ili uwe wangu (from Peter)
    6.Najua ur taken but wunt mind being ur number two (from Kevin)


    Pm/emails/inbox za wanaume.
    1.You have insufficient funds to renew your daily data bundles (from zantel)
    2.Huna masikio wewe?usinisumbue nimeshkuambia nimeolewa (from Jane)
    3.Usinisumbue tena ain't ur type (from Stella)
    4.Hakikisha huu mwezi usilete story zako kama mwezi uliopita (from Landlord)
    5.I never knew u could be a player,its over between us (from sookie/girlfriend)
    6.Sijaona siku zangu huu ni mwezi wa 2 sasa (from mke wa jirani)
    7.Oya tutakosana niletee DVD zangu (from Danny)


    Mwanaume mwanaume tu,anapata inbox kavu na hana stress.
     
  2. sakapal

    sakapal JF-Expert Member

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    umesahau hii

    kama hujaja na laki tatu leo nilizokwambia ninashida nazo usije kabisa na naenda jolies kuzitafuta(frm anitha-nyumba ndogo)
    leo usisahau ada ya salome na hela yangu ya kwenda kusuka baba salome (frm wife)
    si nilikwambia kaka huyo mke siyoo tangu hujamtolea mahari ona sasa anavokupa presha, cheupe dawa huyu shoga yangu anakupenda kweli (frm sis mariam)
    hakikisha kesho asubuhi unanikabidhi barua zote za kwenda wizarani zenye madai ya wafanyakazi mwezi huu (frm boss)
    lol! bado gangwe tuu!
     
  3. Kilahunja

    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha
     
  4. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaha!!!!Wanaume tumeumbwa ...............................kuhangaikaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
     
  5. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    hapo ndo huwa tunaona dunia chungu
     
  6. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    halafu hatukati tamaa
     
  7. Kilahunja

    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    poleni
     
  8. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    halafu jibu PM yangu basi
     
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