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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Pearl, Jan 19, 2010.

  1. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
    She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

    The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

    The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

    Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

    The woman said, "That's okay."

    For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

    The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

    The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

    So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

    For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

    The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

    The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

    So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

    The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."





    Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

    Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

    Male readers: Please scroll down.

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    The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ..



    Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.



    Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show



    PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!



     
  2. Remmy

    Remmy JF-Expert Member

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    You are right mwandisi wa thread, mi nimesoma mpaka mwisho.women cannot listen but we areamusing.
     
  3. Fidel80

    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ni copy and paste au???
    Kama sio basi ifupishe wengine wavivu kusoma.
     
  4. Pearl

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    I knw dear am among them
     
  5. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    najua kati ya watanzania walio wavivu kusoma ur among them
     
  6. Asprin

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    Leo ndio nimejua kuwa wewe ni She! Am slow learner, pole zangu!
     
  7. Pearl

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    pole samaki poleeeeeeeeeeee
     
  8. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Umelala huoooooo, umelala huooooo,
    umelala huo mtarimbo umelala doroooooo!
     
  9. Pearl

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    mm na ww nani kalala dorooooooooooooooooo?ww umelala mtarimbooooooooooo
     
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    Wanavokufanyia!
     
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    thamaki???
     
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    Subira yangu ndiyo iloniponza
    Ngoja ngoja naonekana zoba!
     
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    Sorry to you beer and kitimoto! On 13/02 I will be busy with Ulanzi and wow!wow!wow! ................Then Kudumisha mila na mawifi.
     
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    heheheh!
    NI BARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
     
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    Hehehe! Skulmeti wako kanikamatia mshiki, nami ntaenda kudumisha mila na dada zake huku nikikata ulanzi na kukamatia wo! wo! wo! kwa sana.
     
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    NI baraaaa!....
    ngoja nisepe kiaina
     
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    Ni nooooooma! Fita ni fita mura!
     
  18. Pearl

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    thamaki thamaki
     
  19. Teamo

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    nakubali kiaina
    nakubali kwa vina
    nakukubali kwa jina
    ninanata kiaina
    micharazo ya vina
    nina nata na vina
    natambaa kiaina
    NAKUBALI KIAINA
    NINASEPA KIAINA
    baba matesha kiaina
    anatisha kiaina
     
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    wanakuparua magamba kichwa wanampa paka
     
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