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Pleti namba

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MUREFU, May 29, 2011.

  1. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    Kosta iliyobeba abiria wakat akiwa anaendesha ghafla mbele kulikuwa na trafik akampungia mkono na kumsimamisha wakat ameshampita trafik akaona kitu kuwa kunatofaut akamfuata dereva na kumwambia
    TRAFIC: Habari yako dereva!
    DEREVA: Nzuri za kaz?
    TRAFIC: Safi aise vipi mbona gal yako pleti namba za mbele na nyuma hazifanan?
    DEREVA: Ha,ha,ha,haaa.. Maswali mengine bana ha,ha,haa!
    TRAFIC: Sasa ndo unanidhalau au mana ninakuuliza swal unanicheka? Nimekuuliza mbona pleti namba zako hazifanani?
    DEREVA: (kwa upole akamjibu) mbona makalio yako na sehemu ya mbele yako havifanan?
     
  2. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Tobaaa!!
     
  3. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    mmhhh!!!
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh..................
     
  5. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    iyo tobaaaaaaaaa na ilo domo lako KPPRAITI YAN!!
     
  6. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Bau kubwaaaa!!!
     
  7. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Babu kubwaaaa!!!
     
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    Avatar JF Gold Member

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    Mmmh!..
     
  9. Pota

    Pota JF-Expert Member

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    kamata hiyo derefa na uichape bakora ya kutosha
     
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    KILOTI Member

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    Bakora haiumi kamata chapa virungu dereva haina adabu,kwa kunguru mweupe. alaa!
     
  11. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    yaan faini yake basi tu.
     
  12. Dr.Chichi

    Dr.Chichi JF-Expert Member

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    He he he lazima alale sero kama siku 3
     
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