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Please ignore if u r married.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by The Farmer, Apr 29, 2011.

  1. The Farmer

    The Farmer JF-Expert Member

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    Equation 1

    Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
    Donkey = eat + sleep

    Therefore:
    Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

    Therefore:
    Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work

    In other words,
    A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

    ** Equation 2 **

    Man = eat + sleep + earn money
    Donkey = eat + sleep

    Therefore:
    Man = Donkey + earn money

    Therefore:
    Man - earn money = Donkey

    In other words
    Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

    ** Equation 3 **

    Woman= eat + sleep + spend
    Donkey = eat + sleep

    Therefore:
    Woman = Donkey + spend
    Woman - spend = Donkey

    In other words,
    Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

    To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3

    Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

    So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
    And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

    So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

    Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2
    Donkeys that live happily together!

    PLEASE IGNORE IF U R MARRIED.....
     
  2. sweetlady

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    Mh haya bana!
     
  3. NewDawnTz

    NewDawnTz JF-Expert Member

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    Let me ignore and pass like a flash of a thunderstorm....but mmh, you made me lough, thanks
     
  4. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Mmm, mauzauza
     
  5. itnojec

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    si kweli.
     
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    ritired cube Member

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    teh teh teh iyo kibyoko kabisya... Good equation i like it
     
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    Safi hiyo.
     
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    Nimeikubali,though its not the first time naisikia kwako!
     
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    Nimeikubali,though its not the first time naisikia!
     
  10. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    what makes the two donkeys?au wanapata good pasture,24/7
     
  11. Kichwa Ngumu

    Kichwa Ngumu JF-Expert Member

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    I like it
     
  12. kijana makini

    kijana makini Member

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    nimeipenda
     
  13. chapaa

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    Kazi kwelikweli jibu ni donkey kaka ungeendelea kushuka hiyo equetion tungepata toroli+mizigo!!
     
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