# Please ignore if u r married.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by The Farmer, Apr 29, 2011.

1. ### The FarmerJF-Expert Member

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Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

** Equation 2 **

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man - earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

** Equation 3 **

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2
Donkeys that live happily together!

PLEASE IGNORE IF U R MARRIED.....

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Mh haya bana!

3. ### NewDawnTzJF-Expert Member

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Let me ignore and pass like a flash of a thunderstorm....but mmh, you made me lough, thanks

4. ### Mshume KiyateJF-Expert Member

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Mmm, mauzauza

5. ### itnojecJF-Expert Member

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si kweli.

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### ritired cubeMember

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teh teh teh iyo kibyoko kabisya... Good equation i like it

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Safi hiyo.

8. ### RejaoJF-Expert Member

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Nimeikubali,though its not the first time naisikia kwako!

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Nimeikubali,though its not the first time naisikia!

10. ### King'astiJF-Expert Member

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what makes the two donkeys?au wanapata good pasture,24/7

11. ### Kichwa NgumuJF-Expert Member

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I like it

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