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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He said : 'The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!'
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added:
'And that woman was my mother!' Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.
He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,'
The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!'
The wife went; 'ah!' with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out '... and I can't remember who she was!'
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!
He said : 'The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!'
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added:
'And that woman was my mother!' Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.
He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,'
The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!'
The wife went; 'ah!' with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out '... and I can't remember who she was!'
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!