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Pita Pita za Fataki mtaani

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ELNIN0, Jul 15, 2010.

  1. ELNIN0

    ELNIN0 JF-Expert Member

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    Fataki (50) likikatongoza katoto kadogo lilikokanunua simu juzi juzi (Blackberry) - kanasoma shule moja (jina kapuni) kidato cha kwanza (15)

    (ANYTIME.)..

    Fataki: I bought you an expensive phone for what purpose remember? (Sauti ya besi ya ki utu uzima)
    Girl: Four easier communication with me honey! (Sauti nyembamba ya kiusichana yenye woga)
    Fataki: What time do I have to call you?
    Girl: Any time as u wish dear
    Fataki: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
    Girl: I was sleeping.
    Fataki: OK; when I try to call you around 11:am u didn't pick up?
    Girl: I was shopping with my mother
    Fataki: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
    Girl: I was tired and relaxing.
    Fataki: Then what about 5 PM?
    Girl: I was watching a cartoon.
    Fataki: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
    Girl: I was studying
    Fataki: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.
    Girl: Anytime.

    Duh ama kweli Mafataki mna kazi nzito.
     
  2. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Fataki yupo juu sana na mbinu zake za kukosa vyote.
     
  3. anania

    anania Member

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    Fataki ana mbinu nyingi akiamua atampata popote kwani Fataki hachoki mpaka apate alichotaka.Nadhani hako katoto nako kanapenda.
     
  4. ELNIN0

    ELNIN0 JF-Expert Member

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    haka katoto hakana kosa ni kwamba kamevutiwa na simu kali - au ndiyo hicho kiherehere wanachoita wataalam?
     
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    Diana-DaboDiff JF-Expert Member

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    Dalili zinaonyesha mtoto mjanja na uwezekano wa Fataki kupata kitu hapo hamna aidha achukue simu yake au akubali kazidiwa kete na kusamehe simu.
     
  6. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    si-da-nga-nyi-ki!
     
  7. Mwiba

    Mwiba JF-Expert Member

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    Labda hajakujulia !!!
     
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