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Pingu ya Muro

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mzee Mwanakijiji, Feb 1, 2010.

  1. Mzee Mwanakijiji

    Mzee Mwanakijiji Platinum Member

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    Kakutwa mtu na pingu
    Sasa yazua majungu
    Imeleta kiwingu
    Polisi waja na rungu
    Kumbe pingu ya mapenzi!!-Polisi wamechemsha!

    Akisharudi nyumbani
    Muro na wake mwandani
    Wakijifunga chumbani
    Uwanja wa kitandani
    Kumbe pingu ya mapenzi! - Polisi wamechemsha!

    Afungwa mtu mkononi
    Upande mwingine kichagani
    Sisemi chafuata nini
    Ni mambo ya mtimani
    Kumbe pingu ya mapenzi- Polisi Wamechemsha

    Swali: Ni kosa kukutwa na pingu ya mapenzi kwenye gari?
     
  2. Pretty

    Pretty JF-Expert Member

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    .......Mwanakijiji kwani kuna pingu ya mapenzi?
     
  3. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    MM

    you can't stop amazing me!
    Jamaa huwa anapiga pingu akiwa kwenye uwanja wake! Mhhhhh
     
  4. RayB

    RayB JF-Expert Member

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    Nilikuwa sifahamu matumizi yake mengine nami niko mbioni kununua
     
  5. Kiranga

    Kiranga JF-Expert Member

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    Wabongo kwa kuiga!

    Akikwambia anakula mashuzi na wewe utaiga?
     
  6. Mzee Mwanakijiji

    Mzee Mwanakijiji Platinum Member

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    HIvi kweli unadhani polisi wakinidaka mimi na kukuta pingu ndani ya gari langu watauliza ninaitumiaje? shoot!
     
  7. M

    Mundu JF-Expert Member

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    Penzi la pingu lanini?
    kwahuyo wake Mwandani
    Amfunge vidoleni
    ndipo ampe asali?

    Akimfunga vidole
    hakika hawi mpole
    amlenge kwa gobole
    May be atawini

    Pingu ile ni ya mbwa
    yule wa bibi mkubwa
    Muro humpa ubwabwa
    ndipo apate tulia

    Vinginevyo ana kamba
    alopewa na temba
    mbwa tacheza sindimba
    Mtego hatotegua

    Siku yake ikifika
    mchezo utageuka
    Pingu itamsimika
    Mbwa tuli atulia.

    Pingu ya mbwa ile... polisi wamechemsha
     
  8. Jayfour_King

    Jayfour_King JF-Expert Member

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    Binafsi sielewi matumizi ya pingu tofauti na yale yanayofanywa na polisi na pia kisheria hii imekaaje?
     
  9. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Cuffs, whips, and chains...
     
  10. lm317

    lm317 JF-Expert Member

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    Pingu jamani zinaunganishwa vipi na kosa la kudai Rushwa?. mbona mimi sielewi?
    wana JF nifafanulieni!
     
  11. Janjaweed

    Janjaweed JF-Expert Member

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    kama pingu ni ya penzi
    na mpenzi kamwacha nyumbani
    haingii akilini
    pingu kuitoa nyumbani

    Tena swali la pili
    na jibu liwe mahiri
    mchagga na haba kali
    tangu lini jambo hili?
     
  12. M

    Mtoto wa Kishua JF-Expert Member

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    Yako matumizi ya pingu kwa mapenzi, demu wagu wa kizungu alikua anani blindfold halafu ananifunga pingu kitandani halafu ana chukua mshumaa anauwasha , halafu ananimwagia maji ya mshumaa kwenye chuchu na kunichapa kwa mjeledi, basi yale maumivi pamoja nakupapaswa kwa manyoya ya ndege huku nikipewa mapenzi mazito tukiwa ndani ya mavazi rasmi ya mchezo huo ni yana leta burudani kubwa sana ...... umesha wahi kua a pony kwenye mapenzi? jaribu uone!

    Huyu Jerry sitoshangaa kuomba rushwa ni kitu cha kawaida, hasa kwa hawa wandishi wa habari, ni vitu vilivyo ndani ya utamaduni wetu wa kiTanzania. ila hi habari ina utata mwingi , haieleweki.

    Jerry kwenda mwenyewe kupokea rushwa , tena kwnye parking lot , kutishia silaha wakati yeye ni a clebrity kila mtu anamjua kwa sura , hilo halileti maana. pia maelezo ya alikamatwaje, maana wanasema alikutwa kwnye gari, je kuna tapping zozote zilifanywa kwa uangalizi wa police kumsikia akidai hizo pesa kwa kutamka akisikika akisema anataka million 10 ili asitoe hanbari , kwenye hizo recording?

    Je alikamatwa akiwa na hizo pesa teari amepewa na kuna ushahidi wa kurecordiwa ukisikika Jerry akiwa ana tamka kua anamapokea hizo pesa huku akielewa ni hongo?

    Maana mtu tuu na weza akakuambia njoo sehemu halafu yeye huku amesha andaa police na pesa za police zilizo wekwa number na kuku bwagia hapo mbele yako wewe ukabaki unashangaa pesa za nni , halafu ana signal police kuwa amesha kupa pesa na wakavamia hapo nakukuta read hended ukiwa na pesa zao nakuku kamata na kudai umepokea rushwa ,huku wewe ukiachwa huna jibu,kwa mshtuko wa kuto elewa chochote

    Je kwa huyu Jerry kuna ushahidi gani wakuoneysha Jerry alijua hizo pesa ni za nini?

    Mchezo huu unaweza kua ni kwamba , police wantaka kumchafua au kufunga baada ya kuguswa na tuhuma zake dhidi yao.

    Hapo inaweza kuwa kilicho fanyika ni huyu police kushirikiana na huyu Jamaa wakaandaa mtego kum frame huyu Jerry, , kwa kumuita aje hapo Hotelini kwa kudanganywa kua kuna kazi, kufika pale Jery bila kujua akaambia aje ndani akaona hilo haliwezekani so akawambia waje wamfuate, kufika pale police wakavamia na kumkamata Jerry.jambo ambalo mwisho wa siku Jerry atato9ka na ushindi na police kujichafua zaidi .

    Kwa mtu kama Jerry sidhani kama ni ana weza kufanya kosa kama hilo kwenda kupokea rushwa kwa mtu aliye panga yeey mkutane sehemu, na dhani akili ku mwambia mtu anaye kuhonga akufuate yeye sehemu uliyo ichagua na kwa umakini zaidi, sidhani kaam Jerry ana weza fanya kosa kama hilo.
     
  13. ngoshwe

    ngoshwe JF-Expert Member

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    Mtoa habari kakurupuka,
    kaombwa rushwa hakuruka,
    kasindwa kutoa, inanuka,

    Mtoa habari karupuka,
    kaona bora kuianika,
    kaenda polisi kaona itavuta, kuliko wapinga rushwa
    Mtoa habari karupuka,umaarufu kuvuuta

    Muro nae kakurupuka,
    kapokea simu, karuka,asijue ya kumkuta
    Muro karuka sikumbuke hata shuka

    Polisi wao wakakurupuka,
    wamepata habari, hawakutaka hata kuzunguka, wakaishia kuumbuka,
    Polisi wakaaibika, lakini haikuwafika.....

    Polisi hawakutaka kuanika kwa hofu ya kupika
    wakasubiri ya kuunganisha,kweli wakaunganisha
    Kova akakurupuka kuianika, asisubiri hata uhakika...

    Waandishi nao kwa kukurupuka
    hawakutaka hata kusita, wakataka ya uhakika,
    Wakijua italipa,wakamwita Muro kuanika

    Muro asijue anakurypka, akaanza kuropoka,
    kaanika yale hata yasiyohusika,
    Kaweka kisa kwa uhakika, polisi hapate la kuandika...

    Stori ikarejea, Mtoa habari alikurupuka, polisi wakakurupuka, na Muro nae kakurupa ......

    Kisa kinaendelea.....
     
  14. BAK

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    Pretty, miaka ya nyuma kulikuwa na wimbo ulioitwa "Jela ya Mapenzi" kama sikosei ulipigwa na Western Jazz walioimba "Rozi nenda shule" Huo wimbo ulipata umaarufu mkubwa sana. Pingu ya mapenzi....mhhhh! zipo hizi wapendanao hufungana kitandani wakati wananihii ;) lakini imeshatokea mara chache pale walipomaliza kunanihii na kutaka kufunguana basi funguo ziligoma kufanya kazi na hadi polisi ilibidi waitwe ili kuja kuwasaidia kuzifungua pingu zile.
     
  15. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ...ehhh? eti nijaribu? :D No way bana...kisa?, Lol!
     
  16. Abdulhalim

    Abdulhalim JF-Expert Member

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    Dunia sasa yaelekea ukingoni..
     
  17. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUB9B2XfxVw[/ame]
     
  18. Safari_ni_Safari

    Safari_ni_Safari JF-Expert Member

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    Its called FETISH
     
  19. MwanajamiiOne

    MwanajamiiOne Platinum Member

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    Naona sasa karibu nitastaafu kabisa mapenzi- tunakoelekea siko maana mara vimada, tigo, threesomes na sasa pingu na maumivu ah- ya nini yote haya?
     
  20. Sipo

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    Hii verse nimeipenda sana, MM unatembea na pingu na wewe nini mkubwa
    hahahaha nzuri sana kwakweli bra
     
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