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Pinda Aliukataa Uwaziri Mkuu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by popiexo, Nov 23, 2010.

  1. popiexo

    popiexo JF-Expert Member

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    Waziri mkuu Mizengo Pinda aliukataa uwaziri Mkuu na ikalazimika JK atume watu wakamshawishi na kupelekea jina lake kushindwa kupelekwa bungeni asubuhi kwa ajili ya kupitishwa, Katika kumshawishi aikubali tena nafasi hiyo JK alimwambia Mtoto wa Mkulima kwamba sabau miaka mitano iliyoisha hatujafanya viziri ndio maana unanitosa? Pinda alikubali kuendelea kwa sharti la kuwa na equal say katika kuunda baraza la mawaziri na hii ndiyo inayopelekea baraza kuchelewa kutangazwa.

    Source; system
     
  2. Technician

    Technician JF-Expert Member

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    mbona unaficha ficha,sema tu kuwa Pinda kayanza hataki kuwa baraza moja na wezi.BASI
     
  3. mfarisayo

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    mmh!!!
     
  4. Pape

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    lisemwalo lipo :)
     
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    nkosiyamakosini Member

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    huu ni UHUNI, absolutely UHUNI!
    nani kakwambia mtoto wa mkulima kakengeuka? system? system gani ambayo inaweza kukupa data mfu!
    ugly, thanks
     
  6. HIMO ONE

    HIMO ONE Senior Member

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    si kweli mtoto wa mkulima ana njaa kali na kuna mradi wake kule gongo la mboto haujakamilika hawezi kataa hela
     
  7. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani pinda ni clean kiasi hicho?
     
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    Dotori JF-Expert Member

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    Fictional.......
     
  9. Lukolo

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    Mradi gani gongo la mboto. I am curious about the mentioned project
     
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    Edwin Mtei JF Gold Member

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    Sala yangu kwa Mwenyezi Mungu ni kwamba Mhe. Pinda ataweza ku-persuade J.K. kutowashirikisha wezi ktk Cabinet yake mpya.

    Hata hivyo Chadema kitaendelea na mikakati na misisitizo yake ya kutaka Mabadiliko ya kweli. Hakuna kulala vijana, mpaka Kieleweke.
     
  11. Mtaalam

    Mtaalam JF-Expert Member

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    mhm,na hadithii hiii ya kutungwa alikufundisha naniiiii popiexo??
     
  12. PPM

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    Topic haina manufaa sana kwa sababu Pinda ameshaapishwa na ndiye PM anayeongoza Bunge la 10
     
  13. The Dreamer

    The Dreamer JF-Expert Member

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    Mtu mwadilifu kufanya kazi na JK kazi kweli kweli
     
  14. GeniusBrain

    GeniusBrain JF-Expert Member

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    Ndugu wana JF wenzangu, hebu wakati mwingine tufanyie taarifa hizi tafiti kabla ya kuziweka humu ndani. Hii inatupotezea maana nzima ya globu yetu ya JF ya 'GREAT THINKERS'. Kwa kweli mie inaniumiza sana kuona tunapoteza mwelekeo wetu wa kuelimisha jamii ya Watanzania. Na tujitofautishe na Globu zingine kwani wana JF tunasifika kwa kutoa hoja zilizo kwenda shule, hebu tujirekebisheni basi wakuu wenzangu.
     
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    unajua mtoto wa mkulima hana kauli kule

    uwaziri mkuu wake ni kama pambo tu wenye kauli na maamuzi wengine
     
  16. Kite Munganga

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    Lete uchafu/ufisadi wake mmoja tu....please
     
  17. Kigogo

    Kigogo JF-Expert Member

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    mwee PINDA akatae uwaziri mkuu!! labda awe karudi yesu..nani kakuambia anaweza kuukataa uwaziri mkuu..Hukumbuki alipotoa kauli za hovyo juu ya kuuwa albino alivotaitiwa ajiuzuru alimwaga chozi..hakuna mtu wa kukataa U PM pale...
     
  18. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Nasikia pinda ana chimbo lake permanent la kuchakachulia warembo
     
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    Mwanamayu JF-Expert Member

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    Deal la kilimo kwanza yumo!
     
  20. jyfranca

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    Tetesi