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Picha za mkeo

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wa Nyumbani, Apr 26, 2012.

  1. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Asubuhi moja, Jamaa alipofika ofisini, alifungua email na kukuta kuna email kutoka kwa jirani yake mmoja. Alipoifungua ilikuwa imeandikwa. "Hallo, umeshaona picha ya mkeo akiwa uchi?" Jamaa kwa hasira akajibu "hapana!!" na kuituma huku akifikiria kwa nini alikuwa ameandika hivyo.. Baada ya muda ya muda ikaja email nyingine kutoka kwa huyo jirani yake. Jamaa akajua labda jirani yake anataka kuomba radhi. Akaifungua haraka na kukuta imeandikwa, " Naziuza, Je unataka kununua baadhi?
     
  2. Kombo

    Kombo JF-Expert Member

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    Daaah.....!!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Searching...
     
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    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    Nachinja
     
  5. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    sasa wamchinja nani mkeo au muuza picha?
     
  6. Nambe

    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    duh noumer
     
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    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    ninunue picha ili iweje?
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Mh.....
     
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    Mboerap Senior Member

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    Nafunga moyo, namwambia aniletee nione
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    Sipati picha nini kingetokea
     
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    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    huyo jirani mjinga atamuuziaje picha ya uchi mtu ambaye akitaka kumuona akiwa uchi anamwambia tu azivue nguo na atamuona mpaka atakinai mwenyewe. kuona picha na kuona moja kwa moja ana kwa ana ipi bora?. nina hakika huyo jamaa hawezi kununua picha ya mkewe akiwa uchi hata kama ikiwa hawana tabia ya kuoga pamoja bafuni.
     
  12. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha huwezi jua, labla jirani anataka kumuuzia jamaa ili asiziuze kwa mtu mwingine?
     
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    BatteryLow JF-Expert Member

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    kama fisadi m1 alivyonunua magazeti yote ya cku nzima!!!
     
  14. SHOOyaKIBABE

    SHOOyaKIBABE JF-Expert Member

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    Wtf...
     
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    mapengo junior JF-Expert Member

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    napita......................
     
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    Chilisosi JF-Expert Member

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    Mwambie huhitaji halafu kanunue bunduki
     
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