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Picha za ajabu

Discussion in 'Jamii Photos' started by MaxShimba, Mar 9, 2010.

  1. MaxShimba

    MaxShimba JF-Expert Member

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    Nani kachukua horn yangu?
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    Not me


    <SCRIPT type=text/javascript> function enlarge(link) { $(document).bind('beforeReveal.facebox', function() { jQuery('#mediumrect').hide(); }); $(document).bind('afterClose.facebox', function() { jQuery('#mediumrect').show(); }); jQuery.facebox( function() { jQuery.get(link, function(data) { jQuery.facebox(data); }); }); return false; } function getCurrentPosition() { return jQuery("#currentThumbIndex").text(); } var currentPosition = false; function initRatings(dim) { jQuery.getJSON("/pictures/galleryItemRating/"+dim[2], function(rate) { if (rate.uservote) { jQuery('#rateContest').html(''); jQuery('#rateContainer').html('You gave this '+rate.uservote+' stars.
    '); } else { jQuery('#rateContainer').html('Rate This Entry: '); jQuery('#rateContest').html('').rating('/media/addVote/'+dim[2], {maxvalue:5, curvalue:0, callback:clearRating}); } }); } function clearRating(data) { var curr = jQuery("#currentThumbIndex").text(); var dim = jQuery("li[@jcarouselindex="+curr+"] img:last").attr('dimensions').split(":"); initRatings(dim); } function initImageChange(thumbIndex) { if (!gImages[(thumbIndex - 1)].complete) { return false; } jQuery("p#caption").html(''); jQuery("#enlarge").hide(); jQuery("#gallerycarousel li.activeGalleryItem").removeClass('activeGalleryItem'); jQuery("li[@jcarouselindex="+thumbIndex+"]").addClass('activeGalleryItem'); jQuery("#currentThumbIndex").html(thumbIndex); jQuery("li[@jcarouselindex="+thumbIndex+"] img").fadeTo("slow", 0.5); var newSrc = jQuery("li[@jcarouselindex="+thumbIndex+"] img").attr("path"); var dim = jQuery("li[@jcarouselindex="+thumbIndex+"] img").attr("dimensions").split(":"); jQuery("#pictureMedia p[@id=currentPic]").animate({ opacity: 0 }, 250, function() { jQuery("#pictureMedia p[@id=currentPic] img").replaceWith(gImages[(thumbIndex - 1)]); jQuery("#pictureMedia p[@id=currentPic] img").css({ width:dim[0]+'px', height:dim[1]+'px' }); jQuery("#pictureMedia p[@id=currentPic]").fadeTo(500, 1); }); if (dim[3] > 425) { jQuery("#enlarge").show(); } jQuery("p#caption").html(jQuery("li[@jcarouselindex="+thumbIndex+"] img").attr('title')); jQuery("#enlarge a").attr({ size: dim[0], href: "/pictures/enlarge/"+dim[2]+"/ajax=1/parent=/" }); /* Reload zones */ refreshEverything(); return false; } function mycarousel_initCallback(carousel) { jQuery('.jcarousel-control a').bind('click', function() { var thumbIndex = jQuery(this).parent().attr('jcarouselindex'); if (thumbIndex == carousel.last && thumbIndex < 0) { carousel.next(); } if (thumbIndex == carousel.first && thumbIndex != 1) { carousel.prev(); } initImageChange(thumbIndex); return false; }); jQuery('#currentPic').bind('click', function() { var curr = jQuery("#currentThumbIndex").text(); var thumbIndex = (parseInt(curr) + 1); if (thumbIndex > 0) {return false;} if (thumbIndex == carousel.last || parseInt(curr) == carousel.last) { carousel.next(); } initImageChange(thumbIndex); }); jQuery('#mycarousel-next').bind('click', function() { var curr = jQuery("#currentThumbIndex").text(); var thumbIndex = (parseInt(curr) + 1); if (thumbIndex > 0) {return false;} if (thumbIndex == carousel.last || parseInt(curr) == carousel.last) { carousel.next(); } initImageChange(thumbIndex); }); jQuery('#mycarousel-prev').bind('click', function() { var curr = jQuery("#currentThumbIndex").text(); var thumbIndex = (parseInt(curr) - 1); if (thumbIndex <= 0) {return false;} if (thumbIndex == carousel.first || parseInt(curr) == carousel.first) { carousel.prev(); } initImageChange(thumbIndex); }); /* Allow arrow key navigation */ jQuery(document).bind('keyup', function(event) { if (event.keyCode == 37) { var curr = jQuery("#currentThumbIndex").text(); var thumbIndex = (parseInt(curr) - 1); if (thumbIndex <= 0) {return false;} if (thumbIndex == carousel.first || parseInt(curr) == carousel.first) { carousel.prev(); } initImageChange(thumbIndex); } if (event.keyCode == 39) { var curr = jQuery("#currentThumbIndex").text(); var thumbIndex = (parseInt(curr) + 1); if (thumbIndex > 0) {return false;} if (thumbIndex == carousel.last || parseInt(curr) == carousel.last) { carousel.next(); } initImageChange(thumbIndex); } }); } var arVersion = navigator.appVersion.split("MSIE") var version = parseFloat(arVersion[1]) if ((version < 7)) { jQuery(".navText").html(''); } </SCRIPT><SCRIPT type=text/javascript src="/js/loadjs.php?module=user&skipAuto=1"></SCRIPT>
     
  2. MaxShimba

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    Eat Something Will Ya?
     
  5. Maria Roza

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    Mhh kweli pic za ajab hizo kucha agrrrr!!
     
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    Sio siri huyo paka ananiogopesha sijamuangalia mara mbili mwili wote unasisimka!!
     
  8. MaxShimba

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    This is how I usually feel after Thanksgiving dinner. ​
     
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    This is an amazing picture, but I'd hate to see how it ends up. ​
     
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    Nguyen realized his friend had taken this macho chef thing a step too far. ​
     
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    I love how his owner doesn't even notice. ​
     
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    This will not end well. ​
     
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    What the?! ​
     
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    Is this really the solution they came up with? ​
     
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    I just can't shake this feeling that she's cheating on me. ​
     
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    Excuse me, is this used? ​
     
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    Keg for the party: $75
    Tacky striped couch: $125 Your picture on the Internet after falling asleep and pissing yourself... Priceless
     
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