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PhD Guy and ordinary man

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Raia Fulani, Sep 22, 2009.

  1. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip,set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his PhD friend: "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"

    The PhD man replies: "I see millions of stars." The ordinary man asks: "What does that tell you?"

    The PhD guy ponders for a minute: "Astronomically
    speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.Astrologically, it tells me that Satan is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

    The ordinary man is silent for a moment, and then speaks: "Practically........it tells me that someone has stolen our tent".

    Be educated in the right way and not go beyond the boundaries
     
  2. The Boss

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    This is funny....
     
  3. Kyakya

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    Kweli kabisa
     
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    larian Member

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    Hahhahaaaaa so nnyz ...tellz don be too much o talkn'
     
  5. toghocho

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    hahaha hii nimeipenda acha niseme kweli
     
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    Leornado JF-Expert Member

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    Its funny, ila ukifikiria zaidi, how can someone steal a tent with the people inside it? bil wao kujua? manake inamaana kawamwaga kutoka kwenye hilo fuko na jamaa wamelala fofofo, kweli hii kali.

    Anyway its all about loughing :biggrin1: :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
  7. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Interesting!!
     
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    Gathii Senior Member

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    Aaah!
    This is very very funny,made me to laugh like i have never done for a very long time..
    Give us some more of that kind of jokes!
    Thanx bro
     
  9. Raia Fulani

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    mkuu unazungumzia sleeping bag? Mahema yako ya aina nyingi kaka
     
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    Leornado JF-Expert Member

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    U r Ryte, sema nimepiga picha ya hema la kawaida kama fuko, manake ndio yanatumikaga sana kulala safe, hayaingizi wadudu wala maji. unshanpata?
     
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    Hahahahahahahah lol
    dahhhhh this is brilliant , very funny too..
    Thank you..
     
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    heriedo Member

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    funny!!. U make my day
     
  13. Mwendabure

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    Nimependa na nimefurahi! Imekaa njema mkuu.
     
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    hii nzuri sana. Usilete majibu magumu kwenye swali jepesi.
     
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    Hahaah.....!!
    This is so fun and reality, it shows the differences between practical and theory knowledges we have as skills to assist on our daily life to differentiate applications torwards our needs.
     
  16. Lukansola

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    Aisee nimecheka peke yangu watu wananishangaa, this is very fun, inanikumbusha wale wanaosemaga 'takwimu zinaonesha pato la mtanzania limeongezeka kwa asilimia 5.3.
     
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    Practically it's possible, hujawahi kusika mtu kaleweshwa watu wakakomba kila kitu, think practically not theologically, meteriologically, geologically,
    intelligencically etc.
    cally
     
  18. Raia Fulani

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    theoretically speaking, this country is very poor
     
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    we always see same things differently.
     
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    warea JF-Expert Member

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    How true is the analogy! We wake up in the midnight of politics and ask our friend, ruling party, what do you see? They say, We see maisha bora kwa kila mtanzania, we have scales that we need to remove in 90 days, no, we do not have - we are a clean house, and so on ..."
    The opposition cries, don't you see! Where are our resources?
     
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