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PENiS PROBLEM! teh teh teh

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Good Guy, Jul 23, 2011.

  1. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    A guy went to a doctor to get help cause he had a 25 inch long penis and no woman would agree to make love with him! The doctor said "i'm sorry i can't help you,but there is a witch doctor next door,you could give it a shot!" the guy thinking he has nothing to loose he went there and the witch doctor told him "go down the pond you'll find a frog take it and ask it to marry you. It will say no and your penis will loose 5 inches." the guy went to the pond and found the frog he picked it up and asked "will you marry me?" the frog said 'no' sure enough the guys thing went down 5' the guy repeated 'will you marry me?' the frog said 'no' and 5 inches went of. Thinking 15 is still too much he said 'now 5 inches more and im done' he asked the frog again "will you marry me?" the frog said "i told yo no no no no no...." OMG guess what happened!haha
     
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    Shomy . I Senior Member

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    The penis went in 10 inches. I think am RIGHT!!!!
     
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    Parachichi JF-Expert Member

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    i think the penis dissappear!
     
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    Masuke JF-Expert Member

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    Dawa yake unafanya reverse badala ya kuuliza will marry me, angesema I will not marry you, lazima kitu kirudi.
     
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    Shark JF-Expert Member

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    Penis imerudi ndani na kua shimo,
    so it is no longer a penis,
    it is then a pussy!!
     
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    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahaha
     
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    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh,hiyo noma.
     
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    gracious86 JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha, hapo hakuna kitu tena mkuu! Imekuwa sakafu...lol
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaa from p.enis to p.ussy, what a change.!
     
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    Kichwa Ngumu JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha is neither a man nor a woman
     
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    22nd JF-Expert Member

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    hii kali
     
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