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Pendezzhe na Mkewe!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by KakaKiiza, Jan 16, 2012.

  1. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]Pedeshe mmoja alienda na mkewe muziki, akapita binti mzuri akamsalimia, mkewe akamuuliza ,’Yule nani?’ Akajibu ‘Huyo nyumba ndogo yangu’. Mke akaja juu,’Nataka talaka yangu’. Pedeshe akajibu, ’Powa ntakupa, lakini kumbuka safari za kwenda Uchina na Dubai ndio zitakuwa basi tena, na ishu za kwenda saluni mara mbili kwa wiki utazikosa, sijui utakuwa unatumia gari gani maana sitakuachia gari hata moja’. Mama kakaa kimya. Akapita binti mwingine, Pedeshe kamwambia mkewe ‘Huyo nyumba ndogo ya rafiki yangu’. Mke wa pedeshe akasema,’Mhhh huyu wala siyo mzuri kama nyumba ndogo yetu’[/h]
     
  2. ZeMangi

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    Uuuuuuuuuwiiii....ngoja niende garage nikachomelewe mbavu zangu mbili maana ishakuwa noma kila siku lazima zivunjike,jf bwana.!
     
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    unaambiwa pesa silaha na kisu mzigo
     
  4. chapaa

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    hahahahahaaa! hujatulia wewe
     
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    Pesa ni sabuni ya roho.
     
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    hahahahah, lazma uwe mdogo mana kufulia noma.
     
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    Hahahahaaaaa kweli patamu imebidi akubali mwenyewe dah maisha matamu sana
     
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    Loooooooooooo!!!
     
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    he he he
     
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    Qwa qwa qwaaaaa............. Hatimaye mke kaonesha ushirikiano.

    U cherish my day men... thanks
     
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    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh.........
     
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    In God We Trust,others pay cash!
     
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    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Halafu tena hii by assakuta same
    chekaaaa time.


    Pedejee mmoja alienda na mkewe
    muziki, akapita binti mzuri akamsalimia,
    mkewe akamuuliza ,'Yule nani?'
    Akajibu ‘Huyo nyumba ndogo yangu'.
    Mke akaja juu,'Nataka talaka yangu'.
    Pedeshe akajibu, 'Powa ntakupa, lakini kumbuka safari za kwenda Uchina na
    Dubai ndio zitakuwa basi tena, na ishu
    za kwenda saluni mara mbili kwa wiki
    utazikosa, sijui utakuwa unatumia gari
    gani maana sitakuachia gari hata moja'.
    Mama kakaa kimya. Akapita binti mwingine, Pedeshe kamwambia
    mkewe ‘Huyo nyumba ndogo ya rafiki
    yangu'. Mke wa pedeshe
    akasema,'Mhhh huyu wala siyo mzuri
    kama nyumba ndogo yetu!
     
  15. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    makubwa.
     
  16. Kabakabana

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    Kweli hela shetwani.
     
  17. Kombo

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    Bibie hakuwa tena na uchaguzi, hapo ni kumsifu Mume tuuuuu......!!!!!
    Ha ha ha haaaa...!!!!!
     
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