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Pedeshee Agonga mtoto hadi kufa

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Arvin sloane, May 7, 2012.

  1. Arvin sloane

    Arvin sloane JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]Pedeshe mmoja likuwa akiendesha gari yake, bahati mbaya mtoto mmoja akawa anavuka barabara hivyo akamgonga na mtoto akafa palepale. Akatoka ndani ya gari lake akajaribu kumchukua mtoto ampeleke hospitali. Baba wa mtoto akatokea;
    Baba: Unampeleka wapi mwanangu?
    Pedeshe: Nataka kumpeleka hospitali kisha niende polisi.
    Baba: Mi ndio baba wa huyu mtoto, Mungu alipanga hili sitaki usumbufu wa polisi , wewe tusaidie gharama za mazishi tumshukuru Mungu. Pedeshe akafungua briefcase yake na kutoa shilingi milioni 3 na kumkabidhi mzee. Mzee akachanganyikiwa hakutegemea msaada mzito vile.
    Baba: Mzee nilete mtoto mwingine umgonge sio tabu ninao wengiÂ….
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  2. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaa ili mimi niliwaza mengine mpwa nisamehe tu
     
  3. Arvin sloane

    Arvin sloane JF-Expert Member

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    wala usihofu ndugu.
     
  4. Salim kt

    Salim kt Member

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    Kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi
     
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    Ziege liebe Member

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    seriously...topic ya ii thread imekaa kiutata, niliitafsiri tofaut kabisa
     
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    Arvin sloane JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh teh teh
     
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    Aaaaahhhh ww ni nouma
     
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    umenirushaje na hyo title yako duh
     
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    Dah,kiswhili hakijitoshelezi jamani
     
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    Sheshejr JF-Expert Member

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    Da mwana title....... Utata mtupu.
     
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    hahah!!!!DAh!!!
    utata kweli!
     
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    SHERRIE Member

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    Ha ha ha. Title imetubambajeee. Kweli watu tunapenda stori za ngono...
     
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    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    nimecheka sana, sina mbavu kwa sasa. Hivi ndio vitu tunavyohitaji hapa.
     
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    EVODIUS RWECHUNGURA Member

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    Heheheheeeee, badala ya kusikitika nimecheka sana uyo baba wa mtoto ni tahaila azimtoshi japo anamjua mungu
     
  15. Arvin sloane

    Arvin sloane JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha nakubaliana na wewe tunapenda sana stori za ngono kuliko stori nyingine zote
     
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