Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

pay rise

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bettina, May 8, 2011.

  1. B

    Bettina Member

    #1
    May 8, 2011
    Joined: May 3, 2009
    Messages: 97
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    The Day the Penis asked for a Pay Raise




    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
    I do physical labor.
    I work at great depths.
    I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
    I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
    I work in a damp environment.
    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
    I work in high temperatures.
    My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

    Sincerely,




    P. Niss


    The Response




    Dear Penis:
    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
    You do not work 8 hours straight.
    You fall asleep after brief work periods.
    You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
    You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
    You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
    correct protective clothing.
    You will retire well before you are 65.
    You are unable to work double shifts.
    You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

    And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

    Sincerely,


    V. Gina
     
  2. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

    #2
    May 8, 2011
    Joined: Mar 16, 2011
    Messages: 1,175
    Likes Received: 20
    Trophy Points: 135
    Code:
    
    
    apo kwenye red sijaelewa, wat bags? since hapo kwenye yellow?
     
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

    #3
    May 8, 2011
    Joined: Mar 6, 2011
    Messages: 3,409
    Likes Received: 10
    Trophy Points: 135
    Duh punguzeni lugha kali jamani but nadhani protective coat ni co***ms na suspicious bags ni zile te**icles!
     
  4. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

    #4
    May 9, 2011
    Joined: Feb 19, 2008
    Messages: 2,343
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 135
    Kwa staili hiyo mwajiri hathamini kabisa nguvu kazi ya mwajiriwa wake
    dili ni kugoma kazi tuone kama hajambembeleza arudi kazini na kumuongezea mshahara
     
  5. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

    #5
    May 9, 2011
    Joined: Mar 16, 2011
    Messages: 1,175
    Likes Received: 20
    Trophy Points: 135
    Code:
    
    
    you made your point mkuu
     
Loading...