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Pau pau:

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wisdom, Mar 9, 2012.

  1. Wisdom

    Wisdom JF-Expert Member

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    A man went to his pastor, knelt down and began confesing tearfully: Pastor, I have sinned. Pastor : My son, what did you do, just confess what exactly you did? God Almighty will forgive you.

    Man: (sobbing), Pastor I committed adultery with several of the female church members.

    Pastor : can you mention their names and how many times you slept with each of them? You see, for your forgiveness to be complete, you need to mention them, so that we can also pray for them.

    ... Man...: Aaaah Pastor I can't, I am ashamed.

    Pastor; Okay this is what we will do; after service, we will go to the church entrance together and watch members come out, once anyone you have slept with comes out, just say "pau". If it is once you slept with her. The Number of times you say 'pau' will indicate the Number of times you slept with that particular person. And so they went to the church entrance.

    Head usher passes wriggling her buttocks. Man: Pau. Pau

    Pastor: The Lord forgive you.

    Deacon’s wife passes carrying bible. Man: Pau

    Pastor :May the Lord forgive you.

    A choir member passes singing;

    Man: Pau pau pau

    Pastor: God will forgive you. Yes, he will.

    Lo and behold…Pastor’s wife passes by and Man goes off like a machine gun.

    Man; Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau...

    Pastor: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee paaaa!!! May God punish your father!!!!!!! God will never forgive you.
     
  2. dickson longo

    dickson longo JF-Expert Member

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    umejitahidi mkuu,ni kali.
     
  3. SHIEKA

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    Excellent where are you? Come and read this joke!
     
  4. Ndechumia

    Ndechumia JF-Expert Member

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    Tafadhali naomba nielekeze ulivyotengeneza hizo pau za mwisho
     
  5. serio

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm22222222222222**********************...
     
  6. Wisdom

    Wisdom JF-Expert Member

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    Unatengeneza mstari mmoja kwanza then una copy na kupaste mpaka utakapotaka kuishia.
     
  7. Eversmilin Gal

    Eversmilin Gal JF-Expert Member

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    upastor ulikaa pemben
     
  8. Tusker Bariiiidi

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    PAU au PAW PAW PAW PAW... utapata BAN SHAURILOOO...
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !
     
  10. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh teh teh nimecheka sana,hii kali


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  11. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Naona umekuwa mpole hutaki mikwara!