Criss
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- Mar 19, 2011
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A lady went to the store to buy a parrot and asks the sales person "What's so special about the parrot ?"Sales person" this parrot can talk" So the lady asks the parrot " how do i look?" The parrot replies " you look like a prostitute?"The lady gets pissed off and tells the sales person that its a very rude parrot and she cannot buy it.The sales person tells her to please wait for 2 mins.The sales person takes the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the parrot into a bucket of water and when he pulls the parrot out he says "if you disrespect the lady out there I'll soak you in water again" and takes the parrot back 2 d lady.The sales person asked the lady to ask the parrot another question.Lady: "if i come home with 1 man what would you think?"Parrot: "he's your husband"Lady: "2 men"Parrot "your husband and his brother"Lady: "3 men"Parrot: "your husband, his brother & your brother"Lady : "4 men"Parrot: "bring the ****ing bucket of water, I already told you she's a prostitute...
